It's like the fun never ends!

Tired of buying fancy greeting cards with messages that don't quite fit the occasion? (Or worse, sappy poems that try so hard to rhyme?)

( Make one generic sending card, print a bunch of copies, and never worry again! )

I recently deleted this fanfic from my ff.net account, but I'm posting it here in case anyone cares.

Warning: This fanfic will be incomplete forever. It does not resolve. It is very random, and has almost nothing whatsoever to do with The Lord of the Rings. That was one of the reasons why I deleted it from my ff.net account. Ff.net is already full of tripe.

Disclaimer: While said fanfic has very little to do with The Lord of the Rings, I did borrow the characters from Tolkien. I do not own them, or anything pertaining to The Lord of the Rings, and this was written for fun, not money.

( Chapter One: In Which Celeborn Becomes the Owner of a Very Nice Car, and Is Given the Opportunity to Go Somewhere In It )

( Chapter Two: In Which Thranduil Tinkers with Various Gadgets, and Legolas Makes Him a Large Sandwich )

( Chapter Three: In Which Glorfindel Demonstrates his Blowtorching Expertise (or Lack Thereof), and Erestor Pretty Much Goes Berserk )

( Chapter Four: In Which Haldir, Rumil and Orophin Get On Everyone's Nerves, Including Their Own, and Galadriel Doesn't Kill a Rabbit )

( Chapter Five: In Which Thranduil and Legolas Argue Over Music Preferences, Encounter Seven Dwarves, and Acquire a Sunroof )

( The Never-Before-Posted and Irritatingly-Incomplete Chapter Six: In Which There is Panic in Imladris and Mental Anguish in Lord Elrond's Mini-Van )

Return of the Ranger won 2nd place for 'Best Elrond Fun' in the Mellon Chronicles 2006 Fanfiction Awards!

I have my own pretty little banner now, with Elrond on it.

My thanks to the people who nominated and/or voted for my story.

I've been going through my files, looking at all the snippets I've begun over the years and never completed. Just found something labeled Bizarre Erestor Angst, which made me curious.

Evidently the scene was supposed to end with Erestor experiencing some angsty moment. However, I broke off at the point when Erestor's reaction to certain events was totally obvious. It was the work of a moment to finish this thing.

This really isn't worth posting on ff.net, so I'm putting it here.

( Bizarre Erestor Angst (Rated PG)(Slash-free)(Completely Pointless) )

The list continues. In this section, a larger variety of genres are covered. It would probably help to read the first installment before this one.

I have put stars next to the ideas I have actually read about in a work of fanfiction.

Enjoy!

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Since it is inevitable that all fanfictioneers will write a story about Legolas at some time or other, I decided to write a list of 100 ideas for such a story.

If any of these ideas inspire you, feel free to make use of them! (Though it would be nice if I got some credit.)

I have put a star next to the plot devices I have actually seen employed in a work of fanfiction.

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I snatched this question-thing from Ithiliel, who explained to me how one does LJ cuts. I'm excited to know how to do these.
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